• me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
  • me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

don’t go out with me. i will take you to eat unhealthy grilled food. i will encourage you to smoke. we will stay up till 1 am
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Anonymous

dlubes:

narwhals swiftly fisting wombats

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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juilan:

whiteboyfriend:

everyone on here is so for individual rights but the minute miley rubs a Mexican flag on her ass you want her locked up

Um…