- me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
- me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears
narwhals swiftly fisting wombats
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking